The New Cruor Federation of Big Bonnani is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Avakael with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, devout population of 15.495 billion Bonnanas are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bryndaban. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Big Bonnanian economy, worth 907 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 58,588 Halicarnassuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, and primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Avakael's hair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Bonnani's national animal is the White Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cruor.

Big Bonnani is ranked 48,025^th in the world and 186^th in Ordo Imperialia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.76 law-abiding acts per hour.